What the big F!

Why must that big grey lizard parks itself outside the refrigerator!!!
And fuck,I dont care if you are gonna die soon.
Why dont you die inside,where you should be la!

How the hell am I suppose to step in the kitchen now!

And that Jason still dare to propose me using insecticide to spray at it or sweep it away!
What the....

I am the kinda that screams upon the sight of lizard any 10-20m near me.Still do what he suggests?
Thanks for nothing.

While you may choose to laugh at this,it is really fucking not funny.
I am suppose to cook and get the chores done.
And now I cant even step in the kitchen and no one is home!!!!!

Damn it.damnit.damnit!!!!!

I HATE LIZARDS!!!!!!